urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aa_gill I'll have potato waffles with that thank you very I'll have potato waffles with that thank you very 2004-01-22T23:54:25Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aa_gill:2364 2004-01-22T23:54:25Z 2004-01-22T23:54:25Z I appear to be unable to use lj tags correctly. Still. Winner's a c#nt. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aa_gill:2295 2004-01-22T23:50:52Z 2004-01-22T23:50:52Z THE RULES!<br />1 - Leave a comment, saying you want to be interviewed.<br />2 - I will respond; I'll ask you five questions.<br />3 - You'll update your journal with my five questions, and your five answers.<br />4 - You'll include this explanation.<br />5 - You'll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed<br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a>, mwah!"&gt;<br /><br />Do you require a fight?<br /><br />A what, darling?<br /><br />Well do you?<br /><br />I'll cut you, Winner<br /><br />What is it like to always be the second fiddle, the amusing side-kick to a more loved and admired hero?<br /><br />1. Second fiddle often has the best parts.<br />2. You said I was amusing, you and I know that's stretching it a bit, I mean, when was the last time I posted?<br />3. Loved? Do me a fayvah!<br />4. Admired? Ah-hahahahahaha<br />5. Hero? *Wets pants*<br /><br />You're a writer? What the hell have you written?<br /><br />This. And sundry amusing travel books. Perhaps you'd like one, darling?<br /><br />No but what the hell have you written that people have heard of?<br /><br />You're reading it now, aren't you, Micky darling? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aa_gill:1892 2003-07-07T18:20:23Z 2003-07-07T18:21:46Z <img src="http://members.fortunecity.com/perfectlyvague/moscow.JPG"> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aa_gill:1567 2003-07-04T13:46:19Z 2003-07-04T13:46:19Z <img src="http://members.fortunecity.com/perfectlyvague/gill.jpg"> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aa_gill:1495 2003-07-04T13:36:08Z 2003-07-04T13:44:55Z Feel Good Time - Pink The one restaurant critic Ramsay deeply admires is Michael Winner whom he finds 'a fascinating guy'. Dearly though I love Michael Winner, I have to say this is rather an, ahem, unusual choice. But according to Ramsay: 'Over the last seven years I've learnt how to look after him. What I've learnt is, the minute you remove a plate, make sure the next one's ready, so it gives him very little chance to put his head up and slag off the glasswork or the pictures. He's a very tough cookie. He came in a few months ago and said to Jean-Claude [maitre d], "I'd like that table there". And Jean-Claude said, "Oolala, Monsieur Winner, that table is for six and there's only two of you". He said, "Jean-Claude. I Want. That. (edit)Lovely. Table". So Jean-Claude came to me in the middle of service and said "Oolala, Monsieur Winner is being difficult". I said: "What's (edit)bloomin' well new? He says he wants the table in the centre, for six, and it's booked." But Michael Winner said: "Well put them in the bloody bar, serve them Dom Perignon and tell them they're here as my guests - I want that table. So he did it." And were the customers happy? 'Over the moon. Six free dinners. And then of course I tried not to present him with the bill but Michael said, "Gordon if I ask for the bill for those six people, I want the (edit)lovely bill". He is the most generous 60-year-old in Britain.' <br /><br />(edit)C*nt. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aa_gill:1266 2003-07-04T13:21:18Z 2003-07-04T13:21:18Z People may remember that I was thrown out of a certain rugger bugger's restaurant when I went there with the lovely Joany Collins...what most papers don't report is that I was thrown out for making the following rib-tickling retort to the waiter who offered to take my coat.<br /><br />'Why do you want my coat, you jumped up twot? Don't you have one of your own?'<br /><br />Joany laughed so much that she soaked her Tena Lady. Then Ramsay punched her. I said that my name was Michael Winner as I ran off giggling. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aa_gill:998 2003-07-04T13:16:34Z 2003-07-04T13:16:34Z GQ Top 10 best dressed<br /><br />1. David Beckham, 2. Jude Law, 3. David Bowie, 4. Pierce Brosnan, 5. Tom Ford, 6. Robbie Williams, 7. David Furnish, 8. AA Gill, 9. Bryan Ferry, 10. Ioan Gruffudd.<br /><br />Suck on that, Winner. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aa_gill:720 2003-07-04T12:05:05Z 2003-07-04T12:05:05Z Winner will burn.<br />We're gonna slice him and lightly grill him like slices of fat purple aubergine.<br />And he fanices Simon Cowell.<br />Gaylord. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aa_gill:287 2003-07-04T09:24:41Z 2003-07-04T09:24:41Z Mum, dad, I'm gay and I'm proud. Proud and free, free to clap my hands at window displays. Free to laugh with a little shriek. Free to ask strangers where their delicious scent came from. But there's a problem - sorry, another problem. I don't want to have sex with men. I really, really don't want to have sex with men. I've tried to force myself to think about it till I'm limp. The truth is, I only really like doing it with girls. Always have, always will. The one hard and fast rule of my sex life is only one willy in the bed at a time. <br /><br />Apart from when I bang Michael like the girl he is. Squeal baby, squeal.